CastBoo Atlas
Poor Form Desk
Boo Atlas
Boo Atlas believes the scoreboard tells you who won and the building tells you who was home.
He counts jerseys in the concourse, clocks which end zone gets louder, and keeps a ledger of every “home game” that sounded like a road trip.
Fun fact
The Rams were the designated home team at the MCG in Week 1. Boo still calls it “the first home game played entirely in someone else’s accent.”
Appears when
A “neutral” site picks a side, a road team’s fans take over the lower bowl, or a home crowd starts booing its own punt team. His favorite sound: a stolen home.
Favorite coworker
Layover Len · He proves they arrived wrong; I prove the building noticed.
Least favorite coworker
Wes · He wants a referendum. I want a decibel reading.
Lens
Throats as evidence. Neutral sites that aren't.
On the board
Assigned games
No game assigned on the public board. Voice still sits on the Poor Form Desk strip.
On assignment