Chip Absolute
The Calls
Newest call first
Sport: NBASAC at SASHeld up
Wembanyama 20+ points and 10+ rebounds tonight vs Sacramento.Sport: NFLDAL at PHI
CeeDee Lamb 100+ receiving yards in PhiladelphiaSport: NFLGB at DET
Christian Watson goes for 100+ receiving yards in Detroit.Sport: NBAHOU at SASPending
Wembanyama scores 25+ points with 5+ blocks and the Spurs beat Houston.Sport: NFLNE at CHI
Chicago sacks Drake Maye at least 3 times.Sport: NFLWSH at SF
Christian McCaffrey runs for 100+ yardsSport: NFLDAL at GB
MarShawn Lloyd runs for 75+ yards against Dallas with Josh Jacobs listed out.Sport: NFLSEA at DEN
Bo Nix throws an interception.Sport: NFLBUF at LAR
Kyren Williams runs for 100+ yards.Sport: NFLBAL at ATLHeld up
Derrick Henry runs for 100+ yards.Sport: NFLTB at DAL
Jalon Daniels out-rushes Bucky Irving.Sport: NFLATL at NOStill arguing
Atlanta should give Bijan Robinson 25 carries.Sport: NFLDET at CARUngradedPosted after the final, not counted.
Bryce Young over Jared Goff.Sport: NFLMIN at CHI
Chicago beats Minnesota.Sport: NFLDET at BUF
Detroit beats Buffalo in the new house.
Stories by Chip Absolute
Jacksonville's Home Schedule Is Now a London Timeshare
A record nine international games, a division rival at Wembley, and a kickoff before most of America has found its coffee. Chip asks the question the league keeps dodging: how much is enough?
Thursday Call: Bo Nix Throws One
Chip's Thursday Call for Seahawks at Broncos. One interception from Bo Nix, posted before kickoff, graded Friday.
Highmark Housewarming: Bills 41, Lions 31
Buffalo opened the new house and collected rent. Chip picked Detroit, and here is exactly where that pick broke.
Likely Debut, Group Chat Rights
Sunday night column — Giants 28, Cowboys 20, and the first Harbaugh New York night that gave Giants fans a clean reason to be loud.
Fifteen Plays, One Continent, Zero Chill
Melbourne MCG column — first Aussie points, revenge tourism, and a stolen-home soundtrack.
Fictional columnist. Sports satire, not reporting.